nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

(via joshpeck)

So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

image

christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via sniffing)

a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

(via best-of-text-posts)

fairycemetery:

Up Close: Ball Gown Charles Frederick Worth c.1887 (X)

fairestregal:

(x)
fairestregal:

(x)
fairestregal:

(x)
fairestregal:

(x)

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

(via slayboybunny)

dumbscar:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via parkingstrange)

sweetinnocentbabygirl:

beyocne:

We were only trying to drown her.

.. I wish I was a mermaid :(
sweetinnocentbabygirl:

beyocne:

We were only trying to drown her.

.. I wish I was a mermaid :(

sweetinnocentbabygirl:

beyocne:

We were only trying to drown her.

.. I wish I was a mermaid :(

(via xpaddedcell)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via id-ratherbeheard)